"The ""Q"" Man Loves Nobody" Lyrics
The song "The ""Q"" Man Loves Nobody" is performed by Family Guy .
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Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself
I never knew how twisted a fella could be
Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee
Don't you ever listen to your inner conscience
Oh, I'm sorry, babe, I wasn't listenin' what?
You really are a total scum
If only you could see the man that you've become
Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And, boy, I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin' self
All right, whatever your problem is7y
Just get it off your breast, chest
I thought you gave me your heart
I gave you VD, isn't that enough?
You said that we'd never part
Oh, I was just kiddin'
You gave me your lover's vow
Ha, if you really thought I meant it
You ought to get your head examined right now
You'd tell me you'd never stray
Well, that's 'cause we hadn't had s*x yet
And then you just walked away.
Ain't I a stinker
Your attitude really stank
Look, you don't need to be a genius to see
That I was givin' you the yank yank
What else did you BS me about?
Well, since you asked
Remember when I said that I was goin' down the block
To grab a couple boozers with a pal?
Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet
Nah, I was at the women's shoe store lookin' at feet
(What?)
'Member when I said I had a dental checkup
Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right
You promised me that you'd be true
Hey, to me you're just vagina number 602
Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody but my own
Sweet flippin' self
What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?
Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit?
You're the most insensitive man I've ever met
Oh, that's not true, I've got feelings same as the next guy
Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset
Oh, I'm sorry
So how 'bout a hand job?
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin' self
C'mon, honey, I'll make it up to you
I'll buy you some lingerie
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity