Signs

And the sign said, "Long-haired freaky people need not apply" So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said, "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do" So I took off my hat, I said, "Imagine that, huh, me workin' for you" Whoa, oh, oh Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? And the sign said, '€œAnybody caught trespa*sin' would be shot on sight'€ So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house "Hey, what gives you the right? To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in If God was here, He'd tell you to your face, man, you're some kinda sinner" Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? Now, hey you, Mister, can't you read? You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat You can't even watch, no you can't eat You ain't supposed to be here The sign said, '€œYou got to have a membership card to get inside, ugh'€ And the sign said, "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray" But when they pa*sed around the plate at the end of it all I didn't have a penny to pay So, I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine, woo'€ Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Sign Sign, sign