She Don't Use Jelly

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast She don't use butter, she don't use cheese She don't use jelly or any of these She uses vaseline Vaseline, vaseline I know a guy who goes to shows When he's at home and he blows his nose He don't use tissues or his sleeve He don't use napkins or any of these He uses magazines Magazines, magazines, magazines I know a girl who reminds me of Cher (Reminds me of Cher) She's always changing the color of her hair (She's always changing) (The color of her hair) She don't use nothing that you buy at the store (She don't use nothing) (That you buy at the store) She likes her hair to be real orange (She likes her hair to) (Be real orange) She uses tangerines Tangerines, tangerines, tangerines Tangerines, tangerines