Butterball

Can I take you to the movies? They will make you fat and ugly, So no other boy will look your way And you'll be mine all mine every single day My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere, without her man Take her to the beach and she's ignored And if she weren't so God damned pretty, She'd be mine Can I f**k you on the red eye? Travelling hours with your best guy I'm make all the pa*sengers die So no other boy will look your way And you'll be mine all mine every single day If I wasn't quite so boring in bed If I made more money at my job If I played in a cooler band than him And if she weren't so God damned pretty, she'd be mine