Mendal's White Trash Laboratory

My dog used to play dead all the time I'm a girl and he was never alive How on earth did I ever survive I don't know Her mom used to make her head explode I never thought ask her why And her daddy used to make her cry So it goes But now her father only beats her about half the time He likes my songs ……the words'll rhyme He tells me stories I don't want to know And takes me places I don't want to go