Bwana Dik

My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit... Why did'nt you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but.. now that I see you... I would have helped... I didn't know you were so obviously.. PREGNANT... I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyound your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh.. Girls from all over the world Love to write my name on the toilet walls At the Whisky a Go Go For I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik My d**k is a monster Give me your heart (Chorus line) Bwana Dik is a legend Enormous thou art! My d**k is a Harley You kick it to start (Chorus line) When Bwana Dik speaks The heavens will part My d**k is a dagger I'll force it to fit My d**k is a reamer, Baby To scream up your slit Steam it! Ream it! cream it