Bwana Dik Lyrics

Frank zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark volman (lead vocals, dialog)
Howard kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)
Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
Jim pons (ba*s, vocals, dialog)
Bob harris (keyboards, vocals)
Don preston (mini-moog)

I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh..

Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the whisky a go go
For I am bwana dik
I am bwana dik
Me bwana dik
Me bwana dik

My d**k is a monster
Give me your heart
My d**k is a harley
You kick it to start

(chorus line)
When bwana dik speaks
The heavens will part

My d**k is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My d**k is a reamer, baby
To scream up your slit

Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!

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