Bwana Dik

Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley dunbar (drums) Jim pons (ba*s, vocals, dialog) Bob harris (keyboards, vocals) Don preston (mini-moog) I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyound your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh.. Girls from all over the world Love to write my name on the toilet walls At the whisky a go go For I am bwana dik I am bwana dik Me bwana dik Me bwana dik My d**k is a monster Give me your heart My d**k is a harley You kick it to start (chorus line) When bwana dik speaks The heavens will part My d**k is a dagger I'll force it to fit My d**k is a reamer, baby To scream up your slit Steam it! Ream it! Cream it!