Luigi And The Wise Guys

You-you-you-ooo Look like a dor-r-r-k You act like a dork Most of the time, also You're a dor-r-r-r-k You are a double-dork butt rash You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k! Nobody wants to ... You are boring . . . you have nothing to say You eat cheese - you eat cheese and other things You can can wrap up an' take with you From the table With Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table You are a dork You're a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k A double-dork butt rash There's one in every crew - do you know who you are? We know, but we won't tell you We don't want to hurt your feelings But you're a dor-r-r-r-k! Might as well admit it When you're a dork You're a dork, by the way You're a dork A double A double dork butt rash A double butt rash dork Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table You look like a dork Look like a dork You act like a dork most of the time You're a dor-r-r-r-k Double dork Double dork Double dork butt rash