Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Billy mundi (drums)
Roy estrada (ba*s)
Don preston (keyboards)
Bunk gardner (woodwinds)
Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)
There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up,
A bomb for yo daddy too! (ouch!)
A baby doll that burps 'n pees;
A case of airplane glue!
There's a hungry plastic troll,
To scarf yo buddy's arm!
There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:
"uncle bernie's farm"
There's a little plastic 'congress'
There's a 'nation' you can buy!
There's a doll that looks like mommy
(she'll do anything but cry) (yes, sir)
There's a doll that looks like daddy
(he's a funny little man...
Push a button 'n ask fo money:
There's a dollar in his hand!) (check his wallet)
We gotta send sanny claus back to de rescue mission!
Christmas don't make it no more!
Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction
Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in new york)
There's a man who runs the country
There's a man who tried to think
And they're all made out of plastic
(when they melt, they start to stink)
There's a book with smiling children,
Nearly dead with christmas joys
And smiling in his office
Is the creep who makes 'the toys'
(they got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying
You got little plastic pools of blood
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (I'm dreaming...)
...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...
There's this other thing, i...
I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench
And comes with a tape recorder...
I got plastic bra*s knuckles
With sound effects
We got a '39 chevy...
Frank Zappa - Threesome No. 1
- Hungry Freaks, Daddy
- I Ain't Got No Heart
- Who Are the Brain Police?
- Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
- Motherly Love
- How Could I Be Such a Fool
- Wowie Zowie
- You Didn't Try to Call Me
- Any Way the Wind Blows
- I'm Not Satisfied
- You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
- Trouble Every Day
- Help, I'm a Rock
- The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
- Plastic People
- The Duke of Prunes
- Amnesia Vivace
- The Duke Regains His Chops
- Call Any Vegetable
- Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
- Soft-Sell Conclusion
- Big Leg Emma
- Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
- America Drinks
- Status Back Baby
- Uncle Bernie's Farm
- Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- America Drinks & Goes Home
- Are You Hung Up
- Who Needs the Peace Corps
- Concentration Moon
- Mom and Dad
- Harry, You're a Beast
- What's the Ugliest Part
- Absolutely Free
- Flower Punk
- Hot Poop
- Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
- Let's Make the Water Turn Black
- Idiot Bastard Son
- Lonely Little Girl
- Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- Mother People
- The Chrome Plated Magaphone of Destiny