I'm Your Villian

You toss in a word I'm your villain I see the pa*sion emerge I'm your villain But serious You're so serious Like a waiter Hating the rich But taking their tips If I could laugh I'd love you If I could smile at anything you said We could be laughing lovers I think you'd prefer to be miserable instead If I could love I'd love you If I could love like anybody else I know what I am I'm your villain I don't give a damn if I'm your villain Because serious You're so serious But I've got ready salted ready on your belly If you want to have fun See you later