Barbershop

[friend talking to Ghostface] Hey yo man, what's the deal fam (yo yo) Yo stay on top of that nigga when you gettin your cut G That nigga just f**kin zeked me (damn son) Look what he did to my motherf**kin shit (check this shit out) Got me lookin all out of order (damn!) (Yo cut my shit right nigga) [another friend] Aiyyo son whattup man what's good what's good What's poppin with y'all niggaz though and shit How the f**k this nigga skimp me and shit like The f**k like I don't spend no bread in here and shit (Got that money, I got that money nigga) I give that nigga f**kin Swiss Rolls, Jags, minks I give that nigga shit for his f**kin grill man (true, true indeed) The f**k man? Like I don't f**kin spend money in this bitch Nigga what the f**k man? (Ha ha ha) (f'real f'real) [barber to Ghostface + {random fan}] Yo whattup man, how you want it cut? {Shit whattup Starks?} (Just give it to me how you been doin it) {Yeah yeah yo} {Yo I just got that brand new 40 Cal son} (Knahmean? Do no bullshit, and don't f**k me up this time neither) {I gotta open it right now son} [music starts] (Aiyyo fam keep it cool, you know we got them thang thangs up in here man) Yeah my nigga, buy you a Foreman Grill Straght up, you like to eat right? f**kin with niggaz heads and all that shit Y'knahmean you got niggaz goin to different barbers 'n shit Nigga be throwin you forty beans, fifty beans and And then can't get not one free cut out your lil' monkey a*s right? Alright [Ghostface] AHH! Didn't I tell you don't touch the sides? I'm goin bald on top! You lucky you cool, I'ma let it ride Slide, you played me so you can't get paid How you gon' f**k up a don and cold dog his fade? I look like UTFO one of them dudes from back in the days The Educator Clapper is housin your coke and the spray Barbershop niggaz, always wind up f**kin around One minute you hot, next minute you not Remind me of the New York Knicks with they jumpshots Ox, whack as hell, my ratchet spell f**k up again you'll have a funny smell All Reneece is doin straight nails Puttin in bangs for bitches Hundred dollar weaves, some different strains of horsehair [outro] Yo Tone put the gun away, the cops is here (I want everybody down! I wanna see ID, and I don't wanna nobody sayin nothin) (I put one of you moolies back, I'm telling you right now) (I will shoot any one of you guys, I'm telling you) (Don't hit the exit) [man running and breathing hard]