Bitches & Other Women

She's just a bitch, baby If I could sing you, If I could sing you a love song so divine Would it be enough for your cheatin' heart Or would you think this boy's insane He's insane I'm talkin' 'bout the women all around the world Women behind bars Women in fast cars Women in distress I like a lady with no dress Women in aeroplanes Women who play their games Women in a uniform See the woman with her clothes torn Women who satisfy Women you can't buy Like the women in a magazine And them ladies in the limousine Women who sip champagne Women who feel no pain Women in a disco Women that don't want to know, know, know Women wanting sympathy Women feelin' ecstacy Women that live in a fantasy About bringin' a man right down to his knees, yeah Women that fall in love Women that need a shove Women that can't be beat Check out that lady in my back seat Women in the U.S.A. The women steal your heart away Women into rock 'n' roll Or the ladies in the back of the bus after the show Women that we write songs about Women that turn around and kick you out Women you dream about all your life Women that stab you in the back with a switchblade knife Yeah you got a mix and Audie you got the sticks boy But love is a bitch Yeah you got a mix Audie, you got the sticks baby But love is a bitch, all right She's a real cool bitch She's a nasty bitch, yeah Ain't love a bitch