If You Want a Mother

You want me to bring you home the bacon Fry it up and serve it to you too When I don't, you act so God forsaken Like somehow I've been mistreating you I know that's the way your mama did it She waited on you dang near all your life It took a while but now I finally get it You were never looking for a wife If you want a mother I can be one That ain't all that difficult for me We can do it your way from now on, son And I'll show you what a mother I can be Remember Tuesday night when you're out bowling You better have your butt back home by 9 Other wise you're grounded for the weekend And that brand new Silverado will be mine In the evening when you're feeling sleepy Well, I'll tuck you in and pat you on your head And I'll be right down the hall if you should need me Big boys have to sleep in their own bed If you want a mother I can be one That ain't all that difficult for me We can do it your way from now on, son And I'll show you what a mother I can be If you want a mother I can be one That ain't all that difficult for me We can do it your way from now on, son And I'll show you what a mother I can be You can go on back to momma's apron strings Let your momma be a mother just like me