The Ballad Of Laverne And Captain Flint

Here comes Martha runnin' down the pier looks like Captain Flint is here You get the bow and I get the stern Lord would you look at that Laverne Old Flint's got shrimp from the deep blue sea and buckets of fish for you and me Chorus Old Flint's boat is fine and she's called the Miss-Inclined and there's no home port painted on her stern and they say she's like a ghost up and down that Texas coast but you saw him didn't you Laverne Daddy says Flint is a weird old bird and what's more I have heard that his nets are charmed by a woman who knew how to work that Louisiana voo-doo Laverne get away from that boat you hear your mama don't want you hangin' round here Chorus Martha, Martha won't you tell me please that it's not Laverne that I see there on the deck of the Miss-Inclined with Captain Flint I must be blind Laverne girl what's the matter with you old Captain Flint put a spell on you Chorus