Dick in Dixie

Well, some say, I'm not country And that's just fine with me 'Cause I don't wanna be country With some faggot looking over at me They say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really s*cks So I'm here to put the d**k in Dixie And the cunt back in country 'Cause the kind of country, I hear now days Is a bunch of f**kin' shit to me They say that I'm ill-mannered that I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really s*cks Well, we're losing all the outlaws That had to stand their ground And they're being replaced by these kids From a manufactured town And they don't have no idea About sorrow and woe 'Cause they're all just too damn busy Kissin' a*s on Music Row So I'm here to put the d**k in Dixie And the cunt back in country 'Cause the kind of country, I hear nowadays Is a bunch of f**kin' shit to me And they say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really s*cks And if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really s*cks