If The South Woulda Won

If the South woulda won, we woulda had it made I'd probably run for President of the Southern States The day Elvis pa*sed away would be our national holiday If the South woulda won, we woulda had it made I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas And we wouldn't have no killers getting off free If they were proven guilty, then they would swing quickly Instead of writin' books and smilin' on TV We'd all learn Cajan cookin' in Louisiana And I'd put that capital back in Alabama We'd put Florida on the right track, 'cause we'd take Miami back And throw all them pushers in the slammer Oh, if the south woulda won, we woulda had it made I'd probably run for President of the Southern States The day young Skynyrd died, we'd show our southern pride If the south woulda won, we woulda had it made "Play a little dixieland boys, ah yes" I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi And I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bill I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas And I'd ban all the ones made in China I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile And talk with that southern accent that drives men wild I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia 'Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain and see ole Clifton Clowers And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine Hey, if the South woulda won we'd a had it made I'd probably run for President of the Southern States When Patsy Cline pa*sed away, that would be our national holiday If the South woulda won, we'd a had it made, olay he hee hee I said if the South woulda won, we would a had it made Might even be better off