That's How They Do It in Dixie

Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots Lord, pinch me That's how they do it in Dixie Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor Long-neck chaser for a Shot of hard core whiskey That's how they do it in Dixie Little red Geo, stickers on the window says, "sugar n' spice" Baby crank the ba*s up, ride it till you see, girl Those pink fur dice Oh, ain't that nice Down to the river to go for a dip Rollin' them Levis off of her hip Goin' big Kenny skinny That's how they do it in Dixie Splish splash Watermelon lip-gloss, kiss beneath the swamp moss On a moonlit night Bubble gum perfume, well placed tattoo Above her hiney, high Oh my! Belly button danglin', a twenty minute tan You know, I'll go to jerry springer if you hit on my man That girl will throw a hissy That's how they do it in Dixie Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots Lord, pinch me That's how they do it in Dixie Yeah, yeah Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie Whoo I love them girls man In Dixie That's how we do it in Dixie That's right, cla*s, that's how we do it in Dixie A little Bocephus out here Bocephus for President President of the honky-tonk Aw, had some good ridin' friends on this one