Please Make Up Your Mind

When I agree with you baby it makes you mad And when I don't it makes you sad When I argue back you pack and leave And when I don't you pout in grieve There just ain't nobody knows what I go through Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do? You say get out and I'd better stay gone Then you have a big policeman drag me back home You holler good and loud, put him in the calaboose Then you cry and ask the judge won't you please turn him loose? The good Lord only knows what I go through Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do? My life with you baby has been one hard knock Lord my head looks like an old chop block And I'll tell you right now, honey, that ain't all You done kicked me till I feel like a used football There just ain't nobody knows what I go through Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do? You knock me down and then you pick me up Honey, do you have to love so doggone rough? I wish to my soul you'd slow down the pace 'Cause I tell you right now the hide's gettin' scarce There just ain't nobody knows what I go through Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do? Why when I married you you were such a meek little thing But honey among tigers you'd be queen If a poor little rabbit had you on his side Every hound in the country would crawl off and hide There just ain't nobody knows what I go through Would you please make up your mind What in the confounded cat hair do you want me to do?