Hollywood Ending

There is a girl outside my door I don't know what she's here for She's the star of the movies Now she's looking right at me Just like she does on T.V. I tell her I'm her biggest fan She tells me about her man How he cheats and mistreats her And how she can't see the future Unless I kill him and his two lovers There are two cops outside my door Oh, I know what they're here for I'm the one that they want So I go out on the lawn And tell them what went wrong They take one long look at me Start to laugh and say: "There's a movie on my street" And they're just directing the traffic And protecting the Hollywood ending