Impotency

Impotency really s*cks I don't know why I can't get it up, why me? Why? All of my friends make fun of me Hard to ejaculate, easy to pee Now I can dance with girls Without getting a woodrow I'm flaccid and limp, I can't get an erection (Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen) There must be something wrong with me I will never get laid, I've got a penis infection There must be something wrong with me Uh, duh, impotency I went to my doctor the other day He asked me if I was straight or gay Well, my eyes are slanted That's not the problem Can't you see, you stupid rug rat? I've got a problem Actually, I've got a case called impotency Oh yeah, yeah