Function At The Junction

I'm getting ready for the function at the junction Brother, you'd better come on right now Because everybody's gonna be there Got people comin' from everywhere We got Ling Ting Tong from China Long Tall Sally from Carolina We got 007, the private eye And he's bringin' all the guys from 'I Spy' Tell one, tell all We gonna have a ball Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction Sister, you'd better come on right now Talkin' 'bout that function at the junction Brother, you'd better come on right now We serving egg foo yung and barbecue We got chicken dumplings and kidney stew We gonna make big fun till the break of the dawn I'ma shake your tailfeather, shoot it [Incomprehensible] run Hold a shotgun on the rooster, dare him to crow Tell anybody sleepin', say get out on that floor Tell one, tell all We gonna have a ball Tell 'em bout the function at the junction Sister, you'd better come on right now Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction Brother, you'd better come on right now We got soul brothers, Jitterbugs, hip cats with crazy hats Pretty girls with pretty smiles, all decked out in the latest styles Memphis Slim and Guitar Jim, Betty Boop and ooo-boop-e-doop Mohair Sam from Alabama, Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats Gravitatin' hip-shakin' cuties now Talkin' 'bout some fascinatin', devastatin' beauties now They all be gathering here from far and near For the function at the junction Sister, you'd better come on right now Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction Brother, you'd better come on right now I'm getting' ready for the function at the junction Sister, you'd better come on right now Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction Brother, you'd better come on right now For the function at the junction