The song What a Waste! is performed by Ian Dury & the Blockheads in the album named Reasons to Be Cheerful: The Very Best of Ian Dury & the Blockheads in the year 2006 .
I could be the driver in an articulated lorry
I could be a poet, I wouldn't need to worry
I could be the teacher in a cla*sroom full of scholars
I could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahs
What a waste! What a waste!
What a waste! What a waste!
Because I tried to play the fool in a six-piece band
First-night nerves every one-night stand
I should be glad to be so inclined
What a waste! What a waste!
But the world don't mind
I could be a lawyer with stratagems and muses
I could be a doctor with poultices and bruises
I could be a writer with a growing reputation
I could be the ticket-man at Fulham Broadway station
What a waste! What a waste!
What a waste! What a waste!
Because I tried to play the fool in a six-piece band
First-night nerves every one-night stand
I should be glad to be so inclined
What a waste! What a waste!
But the world don't mind
I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution
I could be an inmate in a long-term institution
I could lead to wide extremes, I could do or die
I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch them gullify
What a waste! What a waste!
What a waste! What a waste!
Because I tried to play the fool in a six-piece band
First-night nerves every one-night stand
I should be glad to be so inclined
What a waste! What a waste!
But the world don't mind
Chose to play the fool in a six-piece band
First-night nerves every one-night stand
I should be glad to be so inclined
What a waste! What a waste!
But the world don't mind
What a waste! What a waste!
But the world don't mind
Chose to play the fool in a six-piece band
First-night nerves every one-night stand
I should be glad to be so inclined
What a waste! What a waste!
But the world don't mind
Ian Dury & the Blockheads - Reasons to Be Cheerful: The Very Best of Ian Dury & the Blockheads
- Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
- Wake Up and Make Love With Me
- Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
- Reasons to Be Cheerful, Pt. 3
- I Want to Be Straight
- Superman's Big Sister
- What a Waste!
- Sweet Gene Vincent
- Profoundly in Love With Pandora
- Rough Kids
- You're More Than Fair
- Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself in London)
- Pam's Moods
- Upminster Kid
- Roadette Song
- Pam's Moods 2
- Call-Up
- Crippled With Nerves
- Mumble Rumble and the Cocktail Rock
- Billericay Dickie
- I'm Partial to Your Abracadabra
- Blockheads
- Waiting for Your Taxi
- This Is What We Find
- Dance of the Crackpots
- Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
- Funky Disco (Pops)
- Body Song
- Spasticus (Autisticus)
- You're My Inspiration
- Really Glad You Came
- Apples
- England's Glory
- Clevor Trever
- Plaistow Patricia
- If I Was With a Woman
- Inbetweenies
- O'Donegal
- Poo-Poo in the Prawn
- D'Orine the Cow