Doing Dumb Shit

O'Shea, O'Shea Get your a*s in here, boy You hear me calling you? O'Shea When I was young, I used to hang with the seventh graders Little bad motherf**ker playing Space Invaders f**king with the girls in the fourth grade Either feeling on they butts or pulling on they braids Walking with the schoolhouse bully By doing that, I had a lot of pull, G Cheating on tests, making a mess Cussing like a sailor at recess It must a been a half moon 'Cause you'll catch me running out the little girl's bathroom Chewing on Good and Plenties Got my gamble on at lunch pitching pennies Yo, I was living like the cla*s clown Pulling all the hokes, making all the jokes, man When you young it's hard to see That it's wrong throwing rocks at the RTD Popping out your window with a BB gun Better yet knocking on your door and run Playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little stank Even though I was still shooting blanks As soon as the dark hit I was stealing candy out the corner market Until I got my a*s whipped 'Cause I was ten years old, doing dumb shit Thirteen, that's how old I was When my jimmy started getting a little peach fuzz And I was looking at any butt and a*s Me and my homies started cutting cla*s Going up to the high school Looking for any bitch I could lie to Tell 'em I was older than I really was Smoked my first joint and got really buzzed That's what a mack's made of But when I got my first piece of pus*y I fell in love Hard as a rock the long way And then I put the rubber on the wrong way But I still gotta have it Overexcited and f**king like a jackrabbit Goddamn, I was hot A virgin but I still knew how to lay pipe Even though the hoe worked me I still knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque Then the shit got strange money I started shaking and Jimmy felt funny Then the nut came gushing I jumped up got dressed and start pushing 'Cause I thought the bitch broke my d**k 'Cause I was still young doing dumb shit At 17 got my first Volkswagon And mastered the life-long art of dragging To the women in college Hung out with the OG's and got some street knowledge Breaking in cars and all that Hitting punk fools with a baseball bat f**king at a real fast rate Till they said that I might not graduate Then I said, "f**k the dumb shit 'Cause Pops'll f**k me up quick" And things continued So I start rapping about shit I been through And I got real good Now I look at all the kids in the neighborhood Trying to be baby macks Doing shit that I did seven years back Going through a stage But before they can grow up they on the front page And they mommas is having a fit 'Cause they died young doing dumb shit