Man's Best Friend

I can dig it Dog-catcher, dog-catcher I can dig it Dog-catcher, dog-catcher Here's another topic I'm addressin' So learn a quick lesson about your Smith and Wesson Sit your a*s back and comprehend As I let you know about man's best friend Now remember it used to be a dog like La*sie But now in ninety-one it's a gun if you asked me Just like a Jimmy hat's used for protection I use my nine when s*ckers start to flexin' 'Cause if you run up and try to play mine I'd rather have a AK than a f**kin' canine 'Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetch her Me and the dog's goin' out on a stretcher And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that Big black gat, aim and I hit that Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend Dog-catcher, dog-catcher I can dig it I can dig it Man's best friend Dog-catcher, dog-catcher I can dig it I can dig it Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack Just in case the little punks try to jack I can't put a motherf**kin' pitbull Under a coat, in the small of my back So I gotta take my Biretta, and I betcha It'll probably work, a 100 percent better 'Cause it'll keep me out of danger With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber So this goes to all y'all intruders Beware of the owner 'cause the owner is a shooter I don't just wanna give your a*s rabies I'd rather have your a*s pushing up daisies And I can't do that with Benji Rin Tin Tin or Spuds McKenzie Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend {Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit The profile of a typical American gun owner is this Over thirty, white, male, middle cla*s} Take that motherf**kers