I'm A Conservative

I used to lead a quiet life In fact it was a bare existence I pa*sed out on many floors I don't do that any more Hello my friends Is everybody happy? Hey look me over, lend me an ear I'm a conservative I like the small black marks on my hand I'm a conservative I like the crazy girls that I screw Hey, hey I know them all well And when I run out of bread I laugh All the way to the bank Sometimes I pause for a drink Conservatism ain't no easy job I smile in the mornings I live without a care Nothing is denied me And nothing ever hurts I got bored so I'm making my millions When you're conservative you get a better break You're always on the right side When you're conservative You walk with pride Pride is on your side (Pride pride pride is on our side) (Oh boy, pride is on our side) I like my beer I like my bread I love my girl I love my head I'm in the clear man I'm in the clear 'Cause I'm a conservative I'm a conservative I really am, oh, yes l am And it could mean so much to me If you would only be like me Yes it could mean so much to me Hey, look me over Lend me an ear I'm a conservative