The Minotaur's Song

Straight from the shoulder I think like a soldier I know what's right and what's wrong (He knows what's right and what's wrong) I'm the original discriminating buffalo man And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can (He'll do what's wrong as long as he can) I live in a labyrinth under the sea Down in the dark as dark as can be I like the dark as dark as can be (He likes the dark as dark as can be) I'll even attack you or eat you whole Down in the dark my bone mills roll Porridge for my porridge bowl (Porridge for his porridge bowl) I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born (He's strong as the earth from which he's born) I can't dream well because of my horns (He can't dream well because of his horns) I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born (He's strong as the earth from which he's born) I can't dream well because of my horns (He can't dream well because of his horns) A Minotaur gets very sore His features they are such a bore His habits are predicta-bull Aggressively relia-bull, bull, bull Strong as the earth from which I'm born (He's strong as the earth from which he's born) I can't dream well because of my horns (He can't dream well because of his horns) I'm the original discriminating buffalo man I'll do what's wrong as long as I can (He'll do what's wrong as long as he can) As long as he can As long as he can As long as he can As long as he can As long as he can As long as he can