Holloween on Military Street

f**k, Damnit Another Halloween People on Military know what this means, Houses on fire,They're blowin up cars, Creatures on the street and razorblades in candybars. I went to trick-or-treat the first house on my block They spit in my face and gave me a rock I tried to give it back and said I'll take nothing instead Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the head Walked to the next house directly next door And there I found an old lady dead on the floor I said 'Excuse me miss but do you have a treat?' She lifted her leg and scraped flakes off her dead feet I ran to the next house happy and giddy There I seen a fat woman holding up her titty I said trick or treat she said treat or trick And squeezed on her titty til .. f**k it its to sick The next house was set back in the woods I was a little frightened but f**k I want the goods I knocked on the door I heard a knock back Then I heard 'come on in' and yo Im like f**k that This house belongs to miss Cherry Spoon She said drop your drawers and your treat is comin soon I quickly grew a stiffy but kept my eyes shut A hand came out the mail chute and flicked me in the nuts I wobbled to the next house ready for the worst And chillin in the drive was a long black hurst I rung the doorbell and said is anybody home 'Of course babyboy have a sugar coated kidney stone' I walked through the feild into the next crib Her friendliness could only be in her cooking bib I said how bout some candy She said how bout in stead a nice hot fresh homemade loaf of yeast in infection bread My bags gettin heavy so I rest on the curb And riding on his bike here comes little Larry Sherb I snuck up behind him and kicked him off his seat Punched him in the neck and powerbombed him in the street Now my bag of candy has doubled in size Up to the next house for my scary prize Im like trick or treat trick treat tricky d**k He opened up his door slapped my lips and didnt give me shit Rock through his window and ran across the street To the big mansion Im in for a treat I dinged on the dong And here comes the butler A big gumpy tall a*s Lurch lookin mother f**ker I said hello mister is there something for my sack He reached in his pocket but I think he hurt his back Its taking him and hour my bag is open ready But then he finally dropped it in my sack a f**kin penny The next house is abandoned so forget it But wait a minute I think somebody's livin in it I ran up to the door trick or treat you cant hide It was a crackhead he crawled in my bag and died The next house was mine the last on the block My mother's sitting on the porch shining up her clock I climbed on the roof with my brother jump steady And we yelled HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND CLOWN LOVE TO THE CITY! f**k Damnit another Halloween People on Millitary know what this means Housed on fire They're blowing up cars Creatures in the street and razorblades in candybars