Red Christmas

Jiggle my mutha f**ken balls, bitch Insane Clown Posse is back in this mutha f**ka Hey yo, Violent J, whats up? It's Christmas, time for a sadah, maybe your wife Maybe your daughter, it's midnight, I land my sleigh Make way for jolly St.J, climb down the chimney for the murder Dressed as the fat man everyone's heard of , shimmy down Shimmy down, what the f**k, somebody help me, I'm stuck Now, what to do, I feel whack, I got stuck in a chimney stack But I hack and shimmer on down Santa Claus Clown Can't f**k around, now living room, I creep, tiptoes 'Cuz they asleep, I pulled out the axle and slid down the hall I got a gift for all of y'all What's that, I better hide quick, oh f**k, it's the real St.Nick And he must've been taken a shit but regardless I better move quick now, so I jumped him, Santa's no joke f**ked around got my damn neck broke He strap, he shot, he didn't miss gunshots, ho, ho, ho I had a red Christmas "I'm dreaming of a dead Christmas, the kind you'll never have again 'Cuz if you have a dead Christmas that means you're dead And that's the end" Have a merry Christmas you f**kin' chump Seasons greatings loser, yo 2 Dope kick it Jack Frost nibbles, ha, but f**k that I ain't got a home So he nibbles on my nut sack and my butt crack, toes and elbows My nutz is froze, f**k you hoes, so I made a friend like me A snow man, he was down with the clown like a blow man Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal and a pipe, we fill it with endow Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes, he ate snowballs I ate cornflakes and we both would freeze our ballz off I was there every time his head fallz off, I put it back on for him With a smile, he was my boy, made from a snow pile Then the storm came, a blizzard, snow, wind, ice, a blizzard We pulled through we hid in an alley, the next day It was like sunny valley He was melting and I was just fine He got pissed and pulled out a nine If I'm gonna die you should come with me 'cuz we boyz It hit me, damn I'm dying, I'm dead he got his wish And all I got was another red Christmas Silent night, Violent fight, now I'm dead one to the head Christmas this year seemed so whack 'Happy New Year' bitch, boy, hey, I got a new years resolution For your chicken a*s mutha to kiss my mutha f**ken a*s Jingle bellz, jingle bellz, jingle all the way Pa*s your f**ken mom up if the ICP don't play Hey, Wicked Clowns, Wicked Clowns Bitches, drop your drawers Don't talk back just s*ck my sack and fiddle with my ballz Yeah, ICP, Southwest forthe life, Christmas time Know what I'm sayin' Mr.Chris Cringle, you fat bitch Mutha f**ka never came, shit, I'm a slap your across Your red a*s face mutha f**ka, Southwest down