Real Live Girl

Pardon me miss But I’ve never done this With a real, live, girl Let myself dare To go dancing on air With a real, live, girl Pardon my holding you Terribly tight After I’ve dreamed of you Night after night I can’t let go When I suddenly know That I found My ideal In a real, live, girl I’ve seen photographs And facsimiles That have set my heart off In a whirl But nothing can beat Getting swept off your feet By a real, live, girl I’ll overlook Everyone in the book For a real, live, girl Girls were like fellas Once were my beliefs What a reversal What a relief I take the flowering hat And the towering heel And the squeal Of a real, live, girl