Barkis Is Willin'

So I'm walking down the road No one else will take my load, so I will Everyone is laughing, baby. And everyone is patting their own backs But every stone and every stick And every bone and every half-hearted But at least half-attempted half-truth Will come back to stand with you when you're alone There is one thing I forgot to tell you There is one thing I forgot to say But if I have the guts to say it I'm afraid the place where we go to get lost, would get lost And so I'm walking down the road, I'm crying baby I walked all the way to Whitby, people honk at me I shake my fist, sometimes give them the finger I don't know why I always lie to you Barkis always tells the truth Barkis never lies Barkis is always willing Will you marry me awhile?