Miss Punta Blanca

I could've been Miss Punta Blanca I could've but I didn't want ta I think I could've been a winner If I'd gone dancing after dinner I could've rhumba'd by the pool side I could've samba'd with the tour guide Instead I took a motorcycle ride With my friend Mike, this guy I really like He rents the motorbikes So light me a cigar, my love And tell me your name, I, I know your name Let's pour me a drink now Let's have a toast to who we really are And I'll sing you a song right in your ear On this beautiful Cuban moonlit night Oh, I need another, another light I could've been Miss Punta Blanca I could've but I didn't want ta I could've but I said no thank ya I said I didn't want ta Anyways, it was Ruby who won the contest And two hours later she was pa*sed out by the pool