Hey, Western Union Man

Oh, Western Union man send a telegram to my baby Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram to my baby This is what I want you to say I want you to tell her that I'm all alone I tried to call her on the phone Tell her I'm in misery and think she's avoiding me And if the telegram don't do Send a box of candy too an maybe some flowers Tell her that I miss her for hours and hours Send a telegram, send a telegram Hurry up, send a telegram, man, to my baby Do you hear what I say? Oh, Western Union man, send a telegram Oh, send a telegram to my baby Western Union man, hey, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, man, to my baby This is what I want you to do Listen, tell me, have you got a boy you can send? This is what I want him to do Put him on his bike right away See if he can get my message through Maybe tomorrow but mail it right away I want the girl to know that I missed her Something like yesterday Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, man, to my baby Do you hear what I say? Oh Western Union man why don't you send a telegram? Well send a telegram to my baby Western Union man, send a telegram Oh send a, send a telegram, send it Send it, send it, send it, right on to my baby Do you hear what I say? Hey Western Union man, send a telegram, oh Send a telegram to my baby, hey