Middle Age Crazy

Today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile He got a heck of a deal on a new Porsche car He ain't wearing his usual gray business suit He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star And today he's forty years old, going on twenty Don't look for the gray in his hair 'cause he ain't got any He's got a young thing beside him that just melts in his hand He's middle aged crazy, trying to prove he still can He's gotta a woman he's loved for a long, long time at home Ah, but the thrill is all gone when they cut down the lights They've got a business that they spent a while coming by Been a long uphill climb but now the profits are high But today he's forty years old, going on twenty And he hears of sordid affairs and he ain't had any And the young thing beside him, you know she understands That he's middle aged crazy, trying to prove he still can