Commons Brawl

All right and honorable gentlemen And lady, too Will kindly try to restrain themselves In derring-do As verbal hard graffiti flies And echoes wall to wall Our precious model of democracy It's the house of commons brawl One member from some dark mill town Furious did cry Spittle froth from folded chin To dim the lie Let's serve this brief and list the rush Of who's allowed catcalls Let's finish this right here and now At the house of commons brawl Kick, punch with the government As with jackets off they fly heaven-bent Scratch gouge with the other side As the party firmly admit a fight Another day in the lives of those Who would guide us through If all is prepped that we should By their example do But there again I think for less For gyving to the wall The wrong house but the right idea To end the commons brawl