Down At The End Of Your Road

I am your neighbor. I seem most respectable, But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad. So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you --- Down at the end of your road. And I live down the end of your road. I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise --- From your striped lawn and your new swimming pool. I place broken bottles in your geraniums --- Sabotage your gardening tools. And I live down the end of your road. By day I am a real estate gentleman. I deal in fine properties --- cheap at the price. After dark, I plan my most devious practices Which you might think are not very nice. Designing a system to reverse your plumbing --- Welling up, as you sit on your private throne. Will come up all kinds of vile and despicable nasties You would rather not have in your home. And I live down the end of your road. Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room, Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail. Rat's heads and lark's wings should set your tums turning And your houses will soon be for sale. And I live down the end of your road. I live down the end of your road.