Freshman

I live like a freshman I still have a roommate I even moved to Brooklyn I still need a roommate I bet you didn't know I don't make much for this show And when I go home I still have a roommate I cook on a hot plate Unless I order pizza You should see the boxes This was my dream when I was 13 And now that it's true I wish I was you You don't have a roommate You own your own building You have a flat-screen TV You never followed your dreams They're not what they seem They're never what they seem They're never what they seem They're never what they seem They're never what they seem I live like a freshman I still have a roommate We walk to the laundry