Roller Derby Queen

Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe But I fell in love last Friday evenin' With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen Well, I was just gettin' ready to get my hat When she caught my eye and I put it back And I ordered myself couple o' more shots and beers The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen Around and round, oh, round and round The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena She was five foot six and two fifteen A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight And the roller derby program said That she was built like a 'fridgerator with a head Her fans call her "Tuffy" but all her buddies called her "Spike" You know that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen Around and round, oh, round and round The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena Round and round, go round and round Round and round, go round and round Round and round Well, I could not help it but to fall in love With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of Things looked kind of bad until the day she skated into my life Well, she might be nasty, she might be fat But I never met a person who would tell her that She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack mama And I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen Around and round, oh round and round The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena Round and round, go round and round Round and round, go round and round Round and round Round and round, go round and round Round and round, go round and round Round and round Round and round, go round and round Round and round, go round and round Round and round