Last Man Standing

If they gave Olympic medals for running all-night long I would have won them all until I turned pro I've got miles of dedication and a natural inclination For a childhood game i just could not outgrow I want to be the last man standing People crashin' on the sofas and pa*sed out on the floor But the last man standing was sayin' bring on a little bit more When you stop and think about life is still just high school You make the same mistakes you did when you were young Contending for the ladies' favors testing every single flavor While hopelessly trying not scald your tongue I wanna be the last man standing Bring me the hot sauce, bring me a beer Gonna be the last man standing But where do we go from here? Gonna be the last man standing People crashin' on the sofas and pa*sed out on the floor But the Last man standing was sayin' bring on a little bit more I might as well admit it there's been a time or two When I contemplate retirement for a while But a hundred years from now they'll still be asking how As they gaze upon on my taxidermic smile Want to be the last man standing Got the devil at the crossroads, wolf at the door But the last man standing is singin' bring on a little bit more They're gonna see the last man standing Still got a fun ticket in my hand Gonna be the last man standing takin' off before I land