Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

Well you've all heard the story about Rudolph and his nose But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told Well you may think you've heard it all, but you ain't heard nothin' yet About that crazy Christmas, that the North Pole can't forget Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks He said, "Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pa*s the buck" Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck" When Leroy got to the north pole, all the reindeer snickered and laughed But they never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deer tractor hat Well but Santa stepped in and said, "Just calm down 'Cuz we've all got a job to do and like it or not Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leading you" And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way He's just a down home party animal, two steppin' across the sky He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night Before that night was over, Leroy had changed their tune He had them scootin' a holf on every single roof By the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bad with the Dixie flag He was having the time of his life And you could here him call Merry Christmas y'all And all of y'all a goodnight And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way He's just a down home party animal, two steppin' across the sky He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night