Nacho Mama

The doors flew back and in they came A tough bunch of cowboys, thirsty They said to the waitress, "Honey what's your name? Mama, won'cha bring us whiskey?" The waitress [Incomprehensible] Her eyes rolled in her head And no one took a single breath When she turned to them and said She said, "I'm nacho mama, nacho mama Nacho mama, nacho girl I didn't bring you into this world I'm nacho mama, no'cho mama" The wild bunch rode on down the line To some cafe on the Pedernales They said to the waitress, "Honey, what's your name Mama, won'cha bring us tamales?" The waitress raised her fly swatter high Her new tattoo did show It was Napoleon with a big black eye And she was lettin' everybody know I'm nacho mama, nacho mama I'm nacho mama, nacho girl I didn't bring you into this world I'm nacho mama, nacho mama The wild bunch rode on down the line Sidesaddle to their saddlebags They crossed their legs and laughed all night You see, the wild bunch was in drag They sang, "I'm nacho mama Nacho mama I'm nacho mama, I'm nacho girl I didn't bring you into this world I'm nacho mama, nacho mama I'm nacho mama, I'm nacho girl I didn't bring you into this world I'm nacho mama, nacho mama Nacho mama, nacho mama