Who are You When I'm Not Looking

My, oh, my, you're so good looking Hold yourself together like a pair of bookends But I've not tasted all you're cooking Who are you when I'm not looking Do you pour a little something on the rocks Slide down the hallway in your socks When you undress, do you leave a path Then sing through your nose in a bubble bath My, oh, my, you're so good looking Hold yourself together like a pair of bookends But I've not tasted all you're cooking Who are you when I'm not looking I want to know, I want to know, I want to know Do you break things when you get mad Eat a box of chocolate cause you're feeling bad Do you paint your toes cause you bite your nails And call up mama when all else fails Who are you when I'm not around When the door is locked and the shades are down Do you listen to your music quietly And when it feels just right or you're thinking of me I want to know, I want to know, I want to know My, oh, my, you're so good looking But who are you when I'm not looking