The song Ain't Gonna Bump No More is performed by Joe Tex in the album named Joe Tex - 25 All Time Greatest Hits in the year 2000 .
Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, no
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once
Said, if you want to dance
Find you a big fat man
Y'all both can get on down
Y'all both can get on down, huh
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Somebody take her
She's too big for me
She'll knock me down
She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone
I ain't gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Somebody take her, I don't want her
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Somebody take her, I don't want her
Say, Leroy, you can have this one, dude
This big fat woman, dude
I don't want her
Joe Tex - Joe Tex - 25 All Time Greatest Hits
- Hold What You've Got
- You Got What It Takes
- You Better Get It
- A Woman Can Change A Man
- Don't Let Your Left Hand Know
- One Monkey Don't Stop No Show
- I Want To (Do Everything For You)
- A Sweet Woman Like You
- The Love You Save (May Be Your Own)
- S.Y.S.L.J.F.M. (The Letter Song)
- I Believe I'm Gonna Make It
- I've Got To Do A Little Bit Better
- Papa Was Too
- Show Me
- Woman Like That, Yeah
- A Woman's Hands
- Skinny Legs And All
- Men Are Gettin' Scarce
- I'll Never Do You Wrong
- Keep The One You Got
- You Need Me, Baby
- Buying A Book
- I Gotcha
- You Said A Bad Word
- Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)