Shredding The Document

Oh, what have you done with your life? Oh, please don't tell me Just shut up and go to work 'Cause you're interrupting me I won't represent the U.S. In the Summer Olympics My character's questionable My life is a broken record I'm shredding the documents I'm keeping my mouth shut I'm running on radio silence I'm letting the record speak I'm shredding the documents The switchboard is lighting up I'm not taking anymore calls Well maybe from Larry King And I don't know who killed who I'm having a s*x change To a woman who loves too much My sister's a petty thief I doctored the evidence Yeah it was a cover up I wanna stay wrapped in my blanket And never get out of bed I'm shredding the documents I'm keeping my mouth shut I'm running on radio silence I'm letting the record speak I'm shredding the documents The switchboard is lighting up I'm not taking anymore calls Well maybe from Larry King All rumor and innuendo An Eagles reunion The 20th century's closing It's closing in on me You know what my father said Well I'm not gonna tell you Some words that I try to live by It's none of your goddamn business I'm shredding the documents I'm keeping my mouth shut I'm running on radio silence I'm letting the record speak I'm shredding the documents The switchboard is lighting up I'm not taking anymore calls Well maybe from Larry King I'm shredding the documents The switchboard is lighting up I'm not taking anymore calls Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey