Dirty Old Egg-Suckin' Dog

Well he's not very handsome to look at Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog And he's always killin' my chickens That dirty old egg-s*ckin' dog Egg-s*ckin' dog I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground If you don't stay out of my hen house You dirty old egg-s*ckin' hound Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up Though I'm not a real bad guy I'm gonna get my riffle and send him To that great chicken house in the sky Egg-s*ckin' dog Your always hangin' around But you'd better stay out of my hen house You dirty old egg-s*ckin' hound