Everybody Loves a Nut

Everybody loves a nut The whole world loves a weirdo Brains are in a rut But everybody loves a nut There was a hermit named Fred Who kept the dead horse in his cave And everyone said to Fred "Fred, how come you keep a dead horse In your cave?", and he said, "Well" (Everybody loves a nut) (The whole world loves a weirdo) Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut A Columbia man named Frank Had a tiger named Hank He tried to put Hank in his tank Guess what happened to ol' Frank When they picked up the teets there and eyeballs And erected a tombstone that read (Everybody loves a nut) Another Columbia fella told queen Isabella I don't think the world is flat And now what do you think about that And she said "You don't", and he said, "No mam" And she said "He'd get out of my queendom" And he said, "Yes mam" (Everybody loves a nut) Everybody loves a nut