Two Timing Woman

I woke up this morning in a terrible mood Now you talk about a woman treatin' a good man rude She had me talkin' to myself gazin' at that mean ol' wall She had another daddy waitin' down at the end of the hall She changed with the weather like the leaves I recall She blossoms in the spring but then she's gone in the fall A two timin' woman with a heart of solid stone She tells me that she loves me but her heart's a little undergrown Well she drifts around the country like a steamboat on a foam She said she'd never leave me but she got the urge to roam She never changes course she just goes along that same ol' way Well I hope she keeps a driftin' rolls back home someday Cause if I ever find her gonna chain her to the floor And tell her now sit there woman you ain't leavin' no more I'm gonna tame you mama till you're eatin' from my hand It ain't that I don't love you honey it's just to make you understand