Amelia's Missing

I can't find Crazy Horse, can't find Hoffa And Amelia's missing somewhere out at sea And I hope they're happy havin' a party And Elvis is servin' them up green apple martinis I can't find my watch, I can't find my wallet So how in the hell am I supposed to find The one that I love, the one that I need Hidden so high, buried so deep Well, I found odd jobs and I found reasons For all kinds of ways I can waste my time And I found letters and I found levers And I found new ways just to tell old lies But I can't find my watch, I can't find my wallet So how in the hell am I supposed to find The one that I love, one that I need Hidden so high, buried so deep Somewhere to run, somewhere to go And if I ever find her, how will I know, how will I know? 'Cause can't find Crazy Horse, can't find Hoffa And Amelia's missing somewhere out at sea