Jingle Bells

Yo Yo Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA Is this a white Christmas, Hell no my man, I'm leavin' blood in the snow And smackin' fat men You mean Santa? That boys' a --------- He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a ----- For real, he's no joke, the guy don't play He tried to---------- way more than a one- horse sleigh Laughin all the way, but he's not laughin' today We'll jingle more than his----------- Even the elves will pay Come Christmas Eve Ol' Nick's a gonner We'll be snackin' on deer ----Blitzen and Donner Not a question of when not even a maybe Have a drunk Miss Claus Say they jinglin, baby! Givin' new meaning to 揌o ho ho� Shake them ---s, girl Bumpin' booty in the snow So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll We'll be strippin' that sleigh And leave you the coal Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA You playin' reindeer games? Hell, yeah my friend� Grab Rudolph's horns and see how far they bend When his nose turns red His----gets sent back out to the woods with his fat elf Randall Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice In fact he'll have me listed as naughty twice Not cause of the fights or Christmas gift heist But because of all the -----got left on his wife It's time for Old Nick to move and retire Before we roast his ----on a big a*s fire Yes I'm that bad Yes I 憁 that crude I mean your a*s is huge Lose weight for real dude All the cookies in your mouth Simply quite sick I mean, when's the last time you seen your ----? I don't to throw a fit, and I'm not one to