Flight Attendant

When I was A little baby A mamma's boy No one could save me From those kids at school They would bully They would tease They would taunt me Haunt me You're such a pretty boy You're such a pretty boy You're such a pretty boy You're such a pretty boy Fear I grew up so scared The bible belt Redneck lifestyle One day I'll fly free In the airplane Where's my seat? Where's my champagne? Champagne I'm such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy Heaven knows the lengths I go to please them every day And they don't even notice when I'm Down Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy Hotels were closed And the airport was clean He was stranded alone In his southwest dream Hotels were closed And the airport was clean I was stranded alone In my southwest dream