The Asshole Song

Here you go Your eyes are all wet now, you know that I'm lying I swear I was only protecting your heart But there are some reasons and also some pictures Which if you saw they would rip you apart And I won't watch you cry Goodbye, I'm an a*shole I'm almost a tall guy and fairly good looking So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong I have often wondered which one was the taller My old Alexander or Kubla Khan And would they watch you cry Goodbye, I'm an a*shole I was a pig and never no good Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood Your lines are all fading, your model's all last year I am still a young man and I need a new car Your friends will all hate me but I know I'm smarter I'm in love with a fan and she thinks I'm a star And she will never, so I won't ever I won't watch you cry Goodbye I won't watch you cry Goodbye, I'm an a*shole